sudokobitch:

mr-elementle:

charlesoberonn:

soft-riddler:

charlesoberonn:

soft-riddler:

charlesoberonn:

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!

*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

jehovahhthickness:

andreajaq:

almorosa:

acolorblue:

Chance The Rapper plays the original version of ‘Waves’ he made for Kanye.

Kanyes such an idiot

Glad Kanye kept Chance off.

^^^^

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

not taking any chances

weavemama:

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

a-jedi-in-purgatory:

suchaneutralgood:

a-jedi-in-purgatory:

tatianathevampireslayer:

a-jedi-in-purgatory:

Sometimes I remember Melissa Benoist was born in Texas and I’m like, “Yes… I claim her.” Something else we did right besides Kelly Clarkson and Beyonce.

Jeremy Jordan and Mechad Brooks are also from Texas, actually. That Supergirl cast, though!

unrelated to Supergirl but Demi Lovato is also from Texas and she’s fantastic

I was going to add this later!

Also Lindsey Morgan and Candice Patton.

Sarah Shahi

YES! How could I forget her?!

I worked with a girl who went to school with her.

Amy Acker is also from Texas. Both parts of Shoot!

storyofthislife:

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

maurypovichofficial:

I hope 2017 has a boy waiting for me that won’t waste my time

jollityfarm:

please get me these pants, because i want pepe the frog to carry the weight of my fucking sins, as if he were some kind of peasant i hired so my royal feet needn’t touch the ground

localrose:

*blows a kiss to myself in the mirror* you’re gonna do better in 2017

gxnevras:

the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults

tytranosaurusrex:

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

asd-yuurikatsuki:

wolferen:

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy

officialwhitegirls:

when youre in an argument and they start stuttering

lilpeekaboo:

you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer